Beef harmonica


the opposite to the gentlemans skin flute(p-n-s)…

a womans tuppence (v-g-n-)
buddy 1: that chick last night was crazy, she knew how to play a great skin flute and i only lasted a couple of bars of the music sheet before i was done

buddy 2: did you reciprocate and play her beef harmonica till her shoes were sodding?

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