Beef Kiln


farting in a sauna. the heat mixes with the methane and hydrogen sulfide to form an acrid hot gas that burns the nostrils. a beef kiln is considered worse than leaving a farting gift in an elevator. quite embarr-ssing when a stranger (especially of the opposite s-x) enters soon afterwards.
olaf (in sauna): prrrp! a beef kiln! time to go, methinks!
erika (entering sauna): oh g-d olaf, not again! that gas is making me cry!

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