Beef Shakira
a beef shakira is when you tie an 8 ball of cocaine to the end of your d-ck, and f-ck a girl in the -ss to turn her into a drug mule.
“the feds arrested me at the airport today, i didn’t know i had drugs in me, my boyfriend must have given me a beef shakira!”
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