beef wind
beef wind is a hearty yet dry, gamy and overwhelming fart with a heady mixture of aromas, like a pig roast in a garbage dump in h-ll. like a hot, dry wind blowing over a sulfur pit from a cattle ranch. the type of fart that burns all the little hairs out of your nose right before it causes permanent brain damage and put you in a coma or possibly kills you.
“holy sh-t, man! what died in here?”
“that my friend, is beef wind!”
-vomits, faints, vomits again while unconscious on the floor
“beef wind! boom!”
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