beehawk
an old woman who stalks world-famous gymnasts at bars. most often, her hair is a combination of a beehive and a mohawk. sometimes the beehawk wears her hair in a ponytail.
“check out that beehawk hanging out with jaycie phelps at the bar! she’s totally ‘in’ with the gymnasts!”
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