Beekeeper
a stank–ss ho whose honeypot is crawlin’ with critters.
dude: that bish look fine!
bro: careful, brah. that v-g-n- hive got da bees, son!
dude: word? i ain’t down with a beekeeper.
ho: come gimme yer honey rod, boyz!
dude/bro: b-tch, please. your crawlin–ss ‘comb could sting a c-ck ta deth!
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the act of inserting a mason jar filled with angry hornets into someone’s -n-s until just the very end is visible at which point the gl-ss is shattered with a hammer or other blunt object.
i wanna give that b-tch a bee keeper.
a woman in possession of or in the act of using a vibrator.
1. pam’s going to have a lonely weekend so she’s planning to be a bee keeper.
2. is your mom bee keeping in the other room?
an undefinable insult levelled at someone of whose opinion you hold no value.
originated in the us sitcom “8 simple rules”, stolen and propagated by ian whitcombe.
whatever, beekeeper!
you are -such- a beekeeper!
a muslim women, given that a muslim women’s usual attire resembles that of a beekeeper
we don’t do this, we don’t do that, we like our women dressed like f-cking beekeepers – a typical muslim
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