beer and titties


good circ-mstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circ-mstances
i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it’s been beer and t-tties
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err… actually, t-tties and beer.
a great song by frank zappa which describes a man’s encounter with the devil. the man has one thing on his mind (ok, two things) but his girl and his beer disappears. he finds the devil, who has t-tty skin under his fingernails, and makes him barf back up the t-tties and beer. unfortunately, the woman is in a bad mood when she comes out, and flips off the man and the devil. then the devil farts and knocks the girl over a cliff – beer, downers and all.
t-tties and beer!
t-tties and beer!
t-tties and beer!
t-tties and beer!
beer and t-tties?

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