Beer before bong
“beer before bong, that’s just wrong”
usually followed by “bong before beer, you’re in the clear”
this pair of phrases is given as a word of caution to people attempting to cross fade. it is based on the phenomenon in which people who consume alcohol before smoking weed tend to get sicker and puke, whereas those who smoke weed before drinking don’t.
“whoa there, are you sure you want to smoke all that weed? you’re already hammered.”
“yeah dude, i cross fade all the time”
“beer before bong…”
“huh?”
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