beer bitch
the person that is designated to get the beer from the refridgerator or cooler
we had never seen this guy before, so we made him our beer b-tch
the official job t-tle of the girl who drives around the golf course trying to sell you beer.
she’s the hottest beer b-tch in town! plus, give her a big tip, and she’s the 19th hole.
a woman (or man) who, for reasons of paid employment or otherwise, is required to fetch/pour beer for one or more individuals for a defined period of time. although tasks such as taking away the empties and supplying their master with food are obvious additional duties for a beer b1tch, frequently they may also be required to perform tasks that are not immediately -ssociated with purveying beer e.g. perform stunts or tricks to entertain a drunken crowd, turn a blind eye whilst their own drink is tampered with and, occasionally (usually later in the day/night), provide s-xual gratification for his/her master or their nominated representative.
tom was not looking forward to being a beer b-tch at oktoberfest, it would be bad enough pouring 1 litre steins for bg all day, but the thought of the boys tea-bagging his own stein whilst he had his back turned, was almost too much to bear.
women who supply alcoholic beverages to thirsty golfers on the golf course.
golfer ” it’s hot out here. where are the beer b-tches?”
1) someone who brings you beer in response to a yelling request.
2) an enabler who promotes your stoner alcoholism by bringing you beer which you are too messed up to retrieve on your own.
1) “without my beer b-tch i would be horribly sober”
2) “if kevin were not such a beer b-tch we would not invite him over”
a hot bavarian wench whose sole purpose is to keep your gl-ss full and a smile on your face.
stag: wow, who are those gorgeous girls and what are they doing on our stag do?
best man: they’re the beer b-tches- now shush while i tie you to this lamp-post
the loser of drinking games or the bottom rung person in any activity that involves hazing — usually involves being forced to drink large quant-ties of alcohol in a short period of time.
i constantly lose hands of king’s cup — thus i am usually the beer b-tch.
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