beer bitchin’
when your at the bar and your friend who has recently been dumped is complaining then suddenly notes how cr-ppy the beer is then continues to complain about how he got dumped.
“i’ve gave her everything and this is what that —– does for me!(takes long swig of beer)—- this beer sucks!not only that she did it by e-mail how weak is that!” said jeff. “quit your beer b-tchin’!” i replied.
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