Beer Clock
you tell time by the amount of beers consumed. everyone has a different “schedule”.
“hey. what time is it?” joe asked groggily.
“umm…” max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. “i’d say about 2:30 am.”
“whoa! how do you know?” joe asked with wide eyes.
“beer clock.” max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
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