Beer Cooler


when a girl stuffs her mouth full of ice cubes and then you shove your c-ck in like a beer in a cooler.

-note: if her face doesn’t resemble a lumpy dizzy gillespie, it’s merely a polar blow.
after jennifer packed a pound of ice in her mouth she proceeded to beer cooler trey.

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