beer emergency


the condition in which no more beer is present for consumption.
dude, we’ve got a f-cking beer emergency, go collect some money from people. we need to go on a beer run immediately.
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n. (beer uh-mer-jen-cy) nicknamed emergency for the sole purpose of stealing your friends away from home to drink an 18-pack (or any large amount of beer) in thiry minutes. then following this you return back to your previous activity.
“yo bro we have a beer emergency and we need you immediately.”

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