Beer Flu
can occur on a sunday evening bust most often monday through thursday. caused by the excess consumption of alcholic beverages the previous evening, resulting in a cr-ptastic hangover the following morning, most certainly resulting in a “sick” call into the office.
dude, what happened to you yesterday, i didn’t see you in the office, are you ok?
i got so sh-tfaced the other night that i had to call in sick this morning on account of the beer flu.
when you wake up the next morning after a heavy night of drinking, unable to go to work you phone and call in “sick”
john phoned in sick today, but i recon he has a case of beer flue.
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