Beer Lake


a body of water that is actually the size of a small pond–easy crossed by an arched footbridge. usually located on a college campus. rumors abound about the lost things that are in the bottom of said water–(ie-a car, money, jewelry, jimmy hoffa, etc.).
-did you know that there’s a car in the bottom of beer lake?
-no way!
-yeah–and maybe jimmy hoffa, too!

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