Beer Mattress
the act of drinking alcohol specifically to be able to sleep in an uncomfortable place. typically used outdoors, when sleeping in the front seat of a car, or when sleeping on the floor of your friends dorm.
kieth: hey bud, wanna come camping at the rock quary this weekend?
me: sure, do i need to bring anything special?
kieth: bring an air mattress, the ground is rocky.
me: i’ll be fine, i plan on bringing my beer mattress!
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