Beer Monster

1. a guy who drinks lots and falls over every available free moment.

2. the evil monster that visits you when you have been on a bender and steals all your money, sends bizarre text messages and offensive e-mails to all your friends, makes all your clothes smell funny, hides your underwear, messes up your house, and then sh-ts in your mouth before leaving.
also wipes all your memory of the previous night.

by either definition, he’s a c-nt and you spend all your time apologising for him.
1. i have never seen rob sober, the guy’s a complete beer monster.

2. i need to go into town, the beer monster stole all my money, , maybe later…
3 more definitions
the party act during which the partic-p-nt pulls their shirt over their head, as to cover their face, and then chug a beer through it.
frank – why’d quinton just get out of the shower covered in beer?

chris – oh. he just finished doing a beer monster.
one who indulges in large quant-ties of beer or lager,then eats kebabs and vomits.
f-ckin beer monsters puked on my trainers the c-nt.
the act of sneak attacking a random person/friend often in a bar setting, pulling your shirt over their face and pouring a beer in their mouth through the shirt. this often leads to poor decisions, mopping of bar floor, multiple purchases of white v-neck tees, and loss of dignity.
jacquie recklessly beer monstered julian at nichols.

a groom was beermonstered by random girl, marriage almost ruined.