Beer Nugget


a tasty late-night treat or party food essentially made of chunks of deep-fried pizza dough invented in dekalb, il mostly for broke students from northern illinois university. it’s usually served with a dipping side of marinara or pizza sauce, but can also be served with a cheese or garlic b-tter sauce or sprinkled with or dipped in cinnamon-sugar.

the one constant at niu.
guy 1: “dude, i’m so wasted!”
guy 2: “yeah, let’s get some food.”
guy 1: “i’m almost broke”
guy 2: “let’s get some beer nuggets then.”

partyguy: “hi, i’m from another school, what’s that?”
niugirl: “beer nuggets.”
partyguy: “what’s ‘beer nuggets’?”
niugirl: “what? you’ve never heard of ‘beer nuggets’?”
large piece of sh-t only occurring after a night of heavy drinking.
a drank a 12 pack, then left a beer nugget in the john.

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