Beer-o-matic
the act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.
if your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.
if a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.
all of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer…oh well, such is life.
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