Beer Porn


in beer nerd circles, a photo of one’s beer collection. usually consisting of rare or hard to find beers. often times, it features close ups of labels or brewery logos. can also be close ups of a poured beer, though less common.
i just posted new beer p-rn pics of all the dark lord imperial stout i bought at the festival.

(many close ups of the sweet dark lord label)
the phenomenon where simple household objects begin to seem erotic the more alcohol is consumed
dude 1 “dude that flower is giving it to that vase”
dude 2 “no dude thats just beer p-rn”

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