beer shit
the beer sh-t is a phenomenon that occurs the day after a particularly heavy drinking session. students are particularly vulnerable.
the ‘victim’ awakens and spends the first few minutes in a daze, trying desperately to remember where they were last night, when they came back, who they came back with and how they managed to take their jeans off and climb into bed the wrong way round without taking their shoes off. the ‘victim’ then becomes aware of the irresistable urge to empty their bowels. this process is known as the ‘beer sh-t’.
it is not unusual for the beer sh-t to be stubborn and to insist that the ‘victim’ empties their bowels at least three times during that day in order to complete the job. the amount of toilet paper required to clean up after each ‘mini-beer sh-t’ is substantial, as is the stench that fills the house afterwards.
however, once a particularly nasty beer sh-t has been despensed with, the ‘victim’ feels infinitely better immediately and is ready to commence alcoholic consumption straight away to start the process again.
derek’s drinking exploits last night lead to a particularly nasty beer sh-t emerging from his rectal p-ssage this morning.
when you can sh-t through a tennis racket and not hit the strings.
don’t go in the bathroom, i just let down some serious beer sh-ts.
when you seriously need to take a dump the day after you drink a sh-t ton of beer.
you: man i have mad beer sh-ts…i need to find a cr-pper right now!
oh f-ck there it goes!
girls: ewww that’s the grodiest thing i’ve ever seen! you’re not tapping this -ss tonight!
you: f-ck.
taken the morning after a heavy drinking session, the beer sh-t is primarily water based, messy and has a room evacuating smell.
i wouldnt use the top floor loos, rhys has taken a momentous beer sh-t in there!he was so drunk last night, he looked like he was asleep on the dancefloor.
the inevitable nasty sh-ts after a hard night of drinking
black, tar-like substance with a tapioca-like texture that sometimes squirts out the -n-s when u think a fart is coming. normally follows the day after drinking alcohol.
“man, i shouldnt have drank so much last night… i keep going to the bathroom because i’ve got the beer sh-ts. i hope i dont have an accident in my pants.”
noun; including but not limited to the diarrhea-esque, liquid squirt of fecal matter out of oneself after a night of too many beers.
bro: dude, how was last night, man?!
bra: never mind last night bro, i had the worst beer sh-ts this morning!
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