beer wanker
the term given to one who thinks they are the expert in everything beer related. much like a wine connoisseur, though this -rs-hole individual differs in the way that they won’t actually suggest a tastier beverage, just tell you that the one that you’re drinking is sh-t.
bw: hey dude, is that a budweiser you’ve got there?
you: sure is man, why do you ask?
bw: budweiser is sh-t, all lagers are sh-t, ale is sh-t and so is stout.
you: thanks beer w-nker.
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