beer welding shield


when the term “beer goggles” doesn’t go far enough to describe a drunk person’s inability to see what s/he is about to do.
joe: did you see who john was taking home?
fred: yeah, he was totally beer goggling.
joe: no, he was way beyond that. he had a beer welding shield.

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