Beer Wound
the shredding cut just below the thumb one receives from attempting to twist-open a beer that requires a bottle opener. beer wounds typically occur in direct proportion to how drunk the would-be consumer is.
gary: f-ck man, what happened to your hand?
greg: last night i was so hammered i spent 15 minutes trying to twist-open a hoegaarden. turns out you need a bottle opener for those…
gary: well, scored yourself a grade a beer wound!
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