Beerdhism
beerdhism
beerdh•ism
beerdizzümē/
noun: beerdhism is the religion based on the teachings and offerings of the gods of beer made in a traditional or non-mechanized way by a small brewery, also known as a ‘craft brewer.’ craft brewers make ‘craft beers,’ the drinking of which is considered a sacrament to beerdhists.
followers of beerdhism are known as “beerdhists.”
craft beer defined by www.craftbeer.com:
craft beer has been described variously as 10 minutes of pleasure, pure happiness in a gl-ss, authentic, archetypical, an intellectual beverage that is to be savored not swilled and much, much more. it is enjoyed for everyday celebrations and is viewed by many as one of the special things in life that makes the day taste and feel a little better.
each gl-ss displays the creativity and p-ssion of its maker and the complexity of its ingredients. craft beer is treasured by millions around the world who see it as not merely a fermented beverage, but something to be enjoyed in moderation (see savor the flavor), shared and revered. it is a versatile beverage that not only enhances food when paired, but is also often brought into the kitchen as a cooking ingredient.
ex. “you’ll never get him to drink that p-ss-yellow swill! he’s a devout beerdhist and would be ex-communicated from beerdhism.”
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