Beerexia
an eating disorder, which only occurs with binge drinking, characterized by a refusal to eat due to an irrational fear of “food getting in the way of my booze”.
signs & symptoms:
– refusal to eat for the duration of drinking time
– marathon drinking (>8 hours)
– preoccupation with drinking alcohol & socializing
– pushing food around a plate
– leaving entire plates of food uneaten
– reports of “fullness” after only a few bites
– consumption of only snack or sweet foods
– often seen in conjunction with the psychological symptoms of ats syndrome
the only cure is sobering the f— up.
“you want a burger?”
“nah, workin on beerexia over here. i don’t need that food ruining my drunk.”
“are you hungry?”
“nah, got that beerexia. i’m stuffed on beer.”
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