BeeringAids
the inability to hear coherent sentences while drinking excessive amounts of beer. also, excessive shouting while intoxicated.
she can’t hear you, her beeringaids are in.
like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.
karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. she didn’t sound like mariah carey at all!
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