beerlingual


being able to speak a second language fluently but only speaking it when you’re drunk
yo did u know mike can speak spanish? yea, only when he’s plastered though, he’s beerlingual
-bi(ə)r li ng gwəl-

adjective
speaking a foreign language only well enough to get a drink.

noun
a person only fluent enough in a language to order a drink.
though jack is illiterate, he is beerlingual enough to get a beer in any country he visits.

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