beerlogged
completely drunk and full of beer, to the point where your belly is bursting through your jeans. excessive belching is also accompanied.
guy 1: “dude, what’s up with vanessa? how come her jeans are unb-ttoned?”
guy 2: “can’t you tell? she’s beerlogged.”
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