Beernoculars


this term is used to describe a state of intoxication beyond that of beer goggles. in which the subject is particularly unnattractive to the point where you would need to consume even more alcohol to compensate.

“you were sporting some major beernoculars last night bro, that chick was pushing the 300lb barrier!”

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