Beertyping


judging a person’s personality based on the beer that they’re drinking.
d-ck: i’ll have a keystone light.

jane: my roommate used to keep those in her fridge in my freshman year of college, noob. i’ll take a heineken.

d-ck: wow, you’re a douchebag.

jane: congratulations on that observation. enjoy your bread and yeast flavored p-ss.

d-ck: quit beertyping, -sshole.

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