Beethoven


arguably the greatest composer of all time. also the name of a sh-tty movie.
music lover: hey beethoven’s pretty cool.

movie buff: you sicken me.
german composer who lived 1770-1827.

composer of 9 syphonies, 23 piano sonatas and numerous other woks, is aknowledged by many as one of the greatest cl-ssical composers the world has ever seen.

he began to lose his hearing in 1801, and pursued a rather erratic form of behavior. his opera, fidelio, completely flopped and beethoven had to revise it several times. he also became depressed because of his failure in his desire to become married. however, it was during this time he wrote “symphony no.9”, (while completely deaf) which is now reconized by many as the finest symphony ever composed.

other famous works include:

sonata pathetique op. 13
sonata quasi una fantasia, op. 27
symphony 5
fur elise

he is amongst the “big four” of the cl-ssical composing community, with bach, mozart and tchaikovsky.
while the era of cl-ssical music may be past, almost everyone who walks the earth today can hum the first few bars the fifth symphony.
ludwig van beethoven (1770-1827)
possibly the most revolutionary and effective composer of all time, ludwig van beethoven wrote 9 symphonies with sketches for a tenth, 5 piano concerti, a violin concerto, 32 sonatas (not 23 like it says up there), 16 string quartets, and other various works: in all, over 130 number opera (plural of opus) and numerous other works labeled ‘work without opus’. his five piano concerti have sold more copies than almost any other cl-ssical record. beethoven was composer in both the cl-ssical and romantic periods. his third symphony in eb major, “eroica,” is said to be the beginning of the romantic period.
near his last 20 years of life, he finally accepted he was going deaf and went into a state of severe depression, during which he composed very little, but what he did compose, including the famous “chorale” symphony in dm (no. 9), was great. unfortunately, his opera, fidelio, failed horribly because of beethoven’s diminishing hearing.
the greatest mistake of beethoven’s career was work without opus no. 59: bagatelle in a minor (für elise for you non-musicologists). this piece, besides mozart’s k 545, is the most-spammed piece by pianists in the history of the world. in fact, it p-sses them off, so just don’t play it!

famous pieces by beethoven include:
symphony no. 3 in eb major “eroica”
symphony no. 5 in cm
symphony no. 6 in f major “pastorale”
symphony no. 9 in dm “chorale”
piano concerto no. 5 in eb major “emperor”
piano sonata no. 8 in cm “pathetique”
piano sonata no. 14 in c#m “moonlight” (quasi un fantasia)
piano sonata no. 29 in bb major “hammerklavier”
33 variations on a waltz by diabelli
woo 59 in am “für elise”
music store customer #1: i’ll have a copy of für elise.
(10 minutes later)
music store customer #2: i’ll have a copy of für elise.
(30 minutes later)
music store customer #3: i’ll have a copy of für elise.
actually talented pianist: omg why did beethoven even write that?
one of the best cl-ssical composers who lived on earth. he did most of his best work, while he was deaf, which is fantastic. the best one in my opinion is fur elise.


the story of the fur elise, is that beethoven was about 70 years old, and he loved a girl about 17 years old. so he composed that song especially for her. her name is elise.

^^^

this is tottally untrue. beethoven died when he was 57, so he never was 70. the girl wasn’t called elise either. there was some dispute as to who she was, but there was no elise. one theory is that ‘elise’ is a slang word used to discribe pretty girls in vienna. another is that beethoven actually wrote ‘therese’ on the m-n-script and has very bad handwriting. there was never any elise.
lovely, lovely, ludwig van.
i like ultraviolence. b-tch.
ludvig van beethoven born in bonn in 1770 died in 1827. ushered in the romantic era of music from the cl-ssical period. which was dominated by w.a.mozart.
a) beethoven is my favorite composer.

b) beethoven’s sonata pathetique opus 13 is freakin’ rediculous!
a deaf 18th century composer who “heard” notes in their head by feeling the vibrations from the piano. rivals even the “great” mozart, and ushered in a new era of cl-ssical music called romanticism. popular works that are remixed now include: 5th symphony, moonlight sonata, and fur elise.
beethoven wrote the moonlight sonata on the piano for a female student that he loved dearly.

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