Beetroot
a large swollen and quite possibly infected t-st-cl- which appears purpley/red in nature. perhaps caused by the mrs finding out about “the affair” or due to obscure s-xual positions in which the safety of the testicular area may become impaired.
f-ck me, check out the beetroots on that poor b-st-rd!
also known as ‘brute’ meaning someone who tackles hard/big hits in rugby union
oof that prop matthew is a beetroot did you just see that big hit?
a code word often used to indicate when the person that is the topic of conversation is close by.
“dude you seen the size of colins nose it’s beyond m-ssive”
“beetroot”
“oh hey colin”
person who has their head in the ground, they are unaware of things/people around them. they will come across as narrow minded, impatient, rude and arrogant.
that guy was a beetroot!
a person who’s face has turned a red/purple because they are embarr-ssed, ‘beetroot’ is usually shouted when someone does something embarr-ssing and try’s to p-ss it off.
(school kid drops food tray onto floor and his face turns red)
guy 1: wwwaaayyyy!!
guy 2: wwwaaayyy!
guy 3: (aside to friend) his face is beetroot
guy 2: haha ye
guy 1: (shouted at kid) beetroot!!!
guy 3: beetroot!!!!
main character in the novel “a coders h-ll” by jack l. edington where the programmers must fight a new virus called “the dark sin”. the story is a very exciting one and in the end the virus is partialy eliminated but with severe consequences to the humanity.
beetroot was struck down by the fury of the “dark sin”.
the root of a beet.
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