Before Google (B.G.)
the turn of the millennium equivalent to the cliche nostalgia of hardships experienced in youth.
bill sr. to bill jr.: son when i was your age i had to walk 10 miles, in the snow, uphill in pajamas just to get to school.
bill jr to bill the 3rd: son i lived before google (b.g.) so when i was your age i had to go to the library for information, only to find out the book i needed was already borrowed.
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