Before You Know You’re Dead
a way of saying that your life has been, so far, a pathetic waste of time.
a: “some say that oscar wilde once stated: life is short, then you die.”
b: “before you know you’re dead… i would say.”
fyi: oscar fingal o’flahertie wills wilde (16 october 1854 – 30 november 1900) was an irish writer, poet, and prominent aesthete (one who cultivates an unusually high sensitivity to beauty, as in art or nature).
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