Begammercial
when pbs runs a pledge drive. frequent, long, yet amazingly poorly produced commercial begging “viewers like you” to join pbs and receive incentive gifts.
“dang, why do they always run begammercials during fawlty towers, and never i, claudius?”
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ma: ‘what’s on tv’?
pa: “choice between an infomercial, and a begammercial”
ma: ‘gag me’
pa: ‘we can do that, too”!
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