begel
the act of performing a b-tt kegel.
to help with the anxiety of going to prison, the man performed sets of begels on the bus.
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a weird pr-nunciation of the word “bagel”. usually refers to the round breakfast food with the hole in the center.
“could you p-ss me a begel?”
“you mean a bagel?”
like kegels but for your bunghole.
phil knew he should do his begels before rob came by for his visit.
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