begging for the moose
asking for trouble to a degree that is neither normal or even expected. alternatively, p-ssing off the one person who can save you from an extreme level of hurt
dib: i must save you from the wormhole!
jak: i’m gonna punch you in your wormhole!
dib: you are just begging for the moose!
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