behelit
a small egg shaped “charm” that sports, in no real semblance of a face, all the features of a face – nose, eyes, mouth. when activated, the behelit’s facial features come into alignment. at this point in time, the g-d hand is summoned forth.
the red version of the behelit, which allows its bearer to become one of the g-d hand, has been known to cry blood when activated.
he wore a behelit around his neck.
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