Behind-the-herd turd


term used to describe the last t-rd in a p–ping session. more specifically, the t-rd that you didn’t know was coming until you stand up and begin to fasten your pants, much like the slowest cow in a moving herd.
joe: dude, are you done in the bathroom? we’re gonna be late!
tom: yeah, i’m comin’! i thought i was done, but i had a behind-the-herd t-rd.

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