Behind the Music


really cool show on vh1 thast depicts the rise and fall and rise again of bands/musicians/singers
if you want to be on “behind the music,” you must:

1) start a band and play seedy nightclubs in new york or los angeles or chicago or atlanta;
2) get discovered, get a record deal, go triple-platinum, have 3 number one videos on “trl,” and make mad cash money;
3) develop a drug addiction or gambling habit or drinking problem and loose everything;
4) hit rock bottom; and
5) enter re-hab or find jesus.

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