Beijing

a s-xual act performed during f-ll-t–. just before the male -rg-sms, he grabs the sides of the other person’s head, stretching their eyes to resemble that of a chinese person.
i’ve been with my girl for 5 years now. i would never cheat on her, but i’ve never been with an asian girl before. so last night, i gave her a beijing. worth.
beijing is a city in china (which happens to be the capital)
the 2008 olympics will be held here.
beijing’s short form is bj…it’s true
ex:
sam – hey i like your bj 2008 hat
fred – thanks, i got it at best buy
a large layer of thick smog in china, it is believed that there is a city in there.
(two people in beijing)
person 1 – where are you?
person 2 – i’m here, can’t you see me
person 1 – of course not we’re in beijing
the capital of china, also the center of culture and politics in china. it is an old and attractive city.
beijing, wait for me! i will come too see you!
the most kick -ss capital in the world!!! where corrupt politicians, rich company owners, really poor ghetto merchants selling sh-t off the street like together in harmony and peace, despite the fact the the politics are messed up as long as you stay where you are and live your life as it is, noone’ll do anything to you.

also a place where people driving in ferraris, lambroghinis, hummers, rolls royces and bentleys will drive past people with cars with only one piston, 3 wheels and a cr-p load of sh-t in the back trunk.

a place where people are controled wonderfully because of the communist party, if it was some democratic party who ruled china, the poor people would rebel their -sses off.

a place where you can find new york like areas and farmlands smelling like sh-t.

a place where you can get both real and fake rolexs, louis vitons and all the luxury stuff
ignorant white guy: yo, beijing’s a commi place
really smart chinese guy: you b-tch, what are you talking about, beijing kicks -ss
they both travel to beijing and live happily ever after…
adjative: a condition when the weather is particularly hazy, polluted, hot, humid or of similar condition.
jimbo: hey, how is the weather outside?
mj: it is straight beijing.
a term coined by sf street gangs for “rent-a-cops”.. .specifically the kind of security police employed by condominium -ssociations to patrol the perimeters of the condos. in sf, as expensive yuppie condos continue to be built at breakneck pace, they are infringing upon the traditionally socioeconomically disadvantaged neighborhoods (or to put it another way, oftentimes you can now find million-dollar gated condo developments directly across the street from ’60’s-70’s housing projects). amazingly, these private security firms actually have some jurisdiction to stop and arrest citizens of the neighborhood, outside of the confines of the condo properties themselves.
“it wasn’t the sfpd which pulled us over, it was beijing”.

or…

“beijing detained us until the real cops came”.