Being a Boyfriend


-the following are how girls interpert aspects of the relationship

1. affection
– if you like her too much, you’re needy. if you don’t like her enough, you’re uninterested.

2. individuality
– if you disagree with her over things you’re p-ssionate about, you’re an -sshole. if you agree with her to not complicate things, you’re whipped.

3. friends
– if you turn her down to hang with your friends sometimes, you’re an -sshole (again). if you do too much with her, you’re clingy and don’t have enough friends.

4. compliments
– if you don’t compliment her well enough, then you think she’s ugly. if you compliment her too much, all you want is s-x.

5. s-x
– if you want to have s-x after the first few dates, you’re a s-x addict. if you wait until you think she’s ready, you’re gay.

for these reasons, and many more (many more), many men have come to the conclusion that prost-tutes are the way to go, rather than being a boyfriend.

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