Bejesus
a term that can be used with just about any phrase to add emphasis
i was shizzing last night and it burned the bejesus out of my -ss.
i had a nightmare that i saw todd naked and it scared the bejesus out of me.
be-jesus is similar to someones wits or cr-p(not in the literal sense)
50 (fiddy) scared da be-jesus out of ja as he held da gun 2 his head
bejesus: be·je·sus
variant(s): also be·jee·zus /bi-‘je-z&s, -‘ja-, -z&z/
etymology: alteration of by jesus
date: circa 1908
— (interjection) used as a mild oath;
— (noun) runny p–p
you scured the bejesus out of me.
a word commonly used to express great surprise or fear.
you scared the bejesus out of me!!!
the thing or state of being that we know and yet do not know, fear and yet do not fear.
i knew he wanted to slap the bejesus out of me for that comment, but i didn’t care.
elements of personal awareness, sense of being, composure; 2 fear of god, spiritual anxiety
the first time i saw that lady’s stare it spooked the bejesus out of me, i mean i almost lost a load!
1.used in a phrase or an excalmation.
2. can be shortened.
you scared the bejesus out of me!
bejesus!!!!
i beat the bejes (buh-hace) out of him.
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