bejing tea kettle
when one individual licks another individuals b-tthole after he takes a large dump and does not wipe.
person a) dude…. last night was freaky
person b) why bro?
person a) i just finished taking a sh-t, and this b-tch who was all over me decided she wanted to give me a bejing tea kettle
person b) did you let her?
person a) duh r-t-rd
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