belch speak


forming words with ones’ mouth while belching…only the true belch ‘masters’ can get more than about a phrase before the gas expires.

belch speaking ‘excuse me’ is always a ‘hit’…-this totally derails prudes, mothers, women and other -ssorted belch-haters! (belching so low-cl-ss!)

-this is an activity that never fails to delight/entertain!! -perfect for knocking many humans off their ‘pedestal’
i told her i loved her in belch speak

i apologized to the princ-p-l in belch speak

belch speak is an art form limited only by the imagination!!

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