Beleafer
a person who is an obsessive fan of the toronto maple leafs hockey team. they are die hards who would drag their genitals through 5 miles of rosebushes just to touch the sweat stains of dion phaneuf’s jersey. very c-cky and overestimate the actual talent of the leafs.
billy: oh sh-t the leafs just scored wooooooh! go leafs go! go leafs go! go leafs go! stanley cup here we come!
debbie: bro, it’s still the first round of the playoffs. you’re such a beleafer.
billy: f-ck you, debbie.
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