belf
short for blood elf, one of 2 new races in the world of warcraft expansion, “the burning crusade”
belf paladins?!?! f-ck that!
a combination of the words belly and shelf. the “shelf” that is made by a person with belly or a pregnant woman when they sit down. the top of their belly can hold a cup in leiu of using the coffee table.
i can put this cup on my belf while i text since there is not a table.
babe everybody likes to f-ck
bro your ex is such a belf
a horde elf cl-ss called blood elves. coming soon to a expansion near you.
who needs night elves when we have blood elves (belf)
when you throw up in your mouth and swallow it.
the other day i belfed. i totally threw up but i was in line at the grocery store and just couldn’t let it all come flying out onto the floor, so i swallowed it.
a noob player playing as these in wow, because horde has no other good looking female characters.
will dance for free at the xroads for money (this is a belf)
belf: to bite your tongue, or to eat nasty food
hey dan, get me a new plate of food, i just bit belf.
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