Belfast Handshake


noun: euphemism for a c-ck-punch.

origin: derived from “who needs a good c-ck-punching?” statshot in the onion, february 6, 2002, where bono, of the dublin band u2, was listed at #1.
did you hear what jay said about dan’s new house?

yeah, he may have earned himself a belfast handshake.
when somebody is in front of you and facing you, grab their shirt and head-b-tt them as hard as you can. may be followed with an optional smack to their head.
he got a bloddy nose from that belfast handshake!

im gonan give him a good ol’ belfast handshake next time i see him!

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