Belgian Blue Waffle
a v-g-n- suffering from blue waffle that has been defecated upon/in.
a rather nasty s-xual act.
nathan: “dude i belgian blue waffled my girlfriend last night… it smelt like a bag of dead cats that had been p-ssed on…”
joe : o.o
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